Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 30, 2010
Transcript:
Zonker: There's a Zonker Harris Day at Wesleyan? Sounds bogus, Zip... Zipper: It's not, Uncle Z! Let me put my friend on! Man: Mr. Harris? It's true, sir! Since back in the day, the College has held an annual salute to New England's greatest living slacker - you! Zonker: That's nice, son. Could you put my nephew back on? Man: You got it, Mr. Harris! Zipper: Hello? Zonker: Okay. He's legit. What's he want?
Hugh B. Hayve almost 14 years ago
I’m assuming the holiday constitutes a day off….
BrianCrook almost 14 years ago
Must Doonesbury put the characters at Starbucks?
Potrzebie almost 14 years ago
Hey! You can’t give SBUX a free plug! I often wondered about those blue coffee cups seen on Seinfeld and other programs (I think even the Sopranos had them, recall the episode where Chris beats up a broker). A few months ago I heard on NPR whom those cups came from, but I forgot.
ChiehHsia almost 14 years ago
Most of them would probably like to switch to Peet’s, but the nannybots would have a cow if only the first few letters could be read from the side of a mug.
randgrithr almost 14 years ago
A leprechaun with sideburns. No good can come of this.
BigDog00 almost 14 years ago
Zonk has always been a good judge of character.
ronebofh almost 14 years ago
http://wesleyanargus.com/2008/03/04/zonker-harris-day-maintains-unique-and-cherished-tradition/
BrianCrook almost 14 years ago
Thanks, Rone, but, my god, what a poorly written article! If that represents the writing & thinking abilities of the typical Wesleyan student, then the place is going downhill almost as quickly as did Walden College.
Radfish, what a great little article! It makes me want to hold one of those cups. I long to visit a New York diner. I recall having had them, and I didn’t fully appreciate them. Let’s return to the days of Anthoras and away from the excessive & overpriced “grande”s & “venti”s.
Spyderred almost 14 years ago
The writer of the article cited by rone has a problem with the use of adjectives and adverbs. “most unique” - it almost hurts to type that - is a good example of that difficulty. There’s no denying the passion with which the writer addresses the subject of the article.
tcambeul almost 14 years ago
starbux is a hotbed of liberal BS, hence, the connection to troodough!!!
RinaFarina almost 14 years ago
@spyderred;
I too found that seeing the adjective “unique” preceded by an adverb was akin to hearing a fingernail drawn down a blackboard. I thought long and hard to find a substitution that I could make whenever I saw this. I came up with two results:
Valid adverbs: “truly” and “not”. In other words, it is ok to state whether the world “unique” is true or false. That’s really what the problem is. A logical object has only two values, and no more. It is or it isn’t. It can’t be “more” or “most”.
Substitute the word “unusual”, which I find enormously comforting. As soon as I thought of it, I realized that that’s what the person really wants to say. They don’t seem to understand that “unique” means like nothing else in the world.
Hope I have helped to pass that comfort along to somebody else to whom it also matters.
pbarnrob almost 14 years ago
^Huh? Oh well; SB is just about everywhere, so not surprising it would be used (hardly ‘product placement’ if it’s so ubiquitous).
^FWIW, BS is just about everywhere too (including comments).
[Plug] (Personally, I prefer the Coffee Gallery in Altadena.) Good espresso, great acoustic music! [/plug]
Dragoncat almost 14 years ago
Perhaps he’s being asked to be the Grand Marshall for the parade. Or maybe give a lecture offering words of wisdom to the next generation of slackers.
There’s a Zonker Harris Day. Anything’s possible…
Ermine Notyours almost 14 years ago
Peet’s without the “t”. That’s what coffee turns into anyway.
Quabaculta almost 14 years ago
Looks more like a Duncan Donuts i/o Starbucks IMHO.
FriscoLou almost 14 years ago
Zonker ought to screen for TSA.
alan.gurka almost 14 years ago
Starbucks–another example of product placement. So, what’s in it for you, GT?