Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 11, 2010

Poncho may never find out if he’s “fixed”. BTW why do they call it “fixed” when they break it.

Get a second opinion, Poncho!

Good question, Woodeye!

Well, it is the only plausible explanation for hairballs.

Apparently Boomer has already squeezed in a viewing of Gremlins in his short life.

I wonder if we’ll see Poncho’s visit to the vet for The Procedure. Should be easy to get a week of great strips out of that story line!!

It’s called “fixed” so as not to upset the dog on the way to the vets.

I have 2 cats, both females, both uhmm, “fixed”. And they still hack out hair-cats! Did my vet “fix” the wrong ends?

Wow! “Baby hair-cats” and here all the time I’ve been throwing them out in the garbage! Oh, the humanity!

Poncho is lucky to have such a friend to skew all of life’s mysteries into a hodgepodge of misinformation.

Beats the story about the cabbage leaves!

A very little knowledge is a very dangerous thing.

next you’ll be trying to tell me those cabbge head kids don’t come to life if you leave them out on a night with a full moon

I love it! I knew there was something extra evil about those things.

I hope PETA doesn’t learn I have been flushing baby hair cats down the toilet.