False Knees by Joshua Barkman for April 23, 2018

Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow. Then, blame yesterday for the problem.

I’m guessing the latter (which, in reality. seems like a pretty good approach!)

Have some millet, it’ll make you feel better, buddy.

He should be glad he’s not a mimid; he would have a whole lot more to remember than just where he stashed his food.

Oh no, avian existential crisis!