When she gets home he’ll tell her he fed Fred. She’ll say she fed him before she left. He’ll say “Well he gobbled up every bite!” She’ll say “This is why Fred gains weight.” And she’ll put you on a diet Fred!
Happened once here, my wife got up in the middle of the night and fed the dogs before checking the clock. She went back to bed, so I had no clue.
Alondra over 6 years ago
When she gets home he’ll tell her he fed Fred. She’ll say she fed him before she left. He’ll say “Well he gobbled up every bite!” She’ll say “This is why Fred gains weight.” And she’ll put you on a diet Fred!
david_42 over 6 years ago
Happened once here, my wife got up in the middle of the night and fed the dogs before checking the clock. She went back to bed, so I had no clue.