See, whatcha oughta be doin’ is plantin’ goldfish. Now I’ve got a few that I can sell ya. Mind you, these take 2 years to sprout, but then you’ve got so much gold that you can hardly spend it all.
Reminds me of the joke about the blond boy who wanted to buy bird seed. When the man at the store asked him what kind of bird he had, the boy replied, “What kind? I don’t have a bird yet. I need the bird seed so I can grow one!”
Farside99 over 6 years ago
See, whatcha oughta be doin’ is plantin’ goldfish. Now I’ve got a few that I can sell ya. Mind you, these take 2 years to sprout, but then you’ve got so much gold that you can hardly spend it all.
blunebottle over 6 years ago
Goldfish? No, you get a crop of crackers.
jpayne4040 over 6 years ago
Reminds me of the joke about the blond boy who wanted to buy bird seed. When the man at the store asked him what kind of bird he had, the boy replied, “What kind? I don’t have a bird yet. I need the bird seed so I can grow one!”
amxchester over 6 years ago
Or maybe he is testing which fish makes the best fertilizer?