Lio by Mark Tatulli for April 17, 2018

Run home, Lio!

‘Well, _that’s_ the last time I’m stopping for Starbucks!’

I wonder if the insurance covers that!

You better hope that alien doesn’t have friends, Lio.

Better check the rule book for this one… (In-park double? Single? Call it a catch and an “out?”)

Now he’ll have to wait for a passing Vogon constructor fleet.

I hate it when that happens…

Why aliens don’t go to baseball games.

I guess Lio could not afford the astronomical price to fix the dome.

safelite repair, safelite replace

I was gone five minutes!

Run!!

I wonder where he found the specialty “hair slot” baseball cap.

That’s how inner galactic wars are started.

I know the feeling, Lio (except for the space alien part). When just a kid, I used to bat a 12-inch softball around the backyard. Once, it went too far “around” and broke the window on the side of the neighbor’s garage. I ‘fessed up. (Likewise, when during a Macho Guys Show Off for the Girls snowball fight in front of a girl’s dorm at college, my fast one went through the window of the dorm’s front door. I lived it down, or up; not sure which.)

Hope the glass is warrantied