Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 03, 2018

I don’t know, seems like a good opportunity to kick some of them in the head. “Playin’ kick the can with the lobbyist man!”

I think we should get Sir David Attenborough and the BBC nature guys to do a full documentary.

Funny, I kind of pictured the lobbyists as more of a cicada-like creature. Spending years and years underground, largely inactive and drawing nurishment from the roots of American democractic system. Unseen, and largely forgotten until conditions are just right and they emerge all at once, and crawl out into the light to be consumed by hungry media predators before overwhelming the political system with their sheer numbers.

There are too many. Cull the herd and do not stop until they are extinct.

I am afraid this is out of step with the current reality. More lobbyists are moving to their spawning ground, Washington D.C. than ever. The revolving door is moving very fast these days.

Outside? That’s cruel! Their natural habitat is in lobbies.