Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for December 01, 2010

Don’t worry little red bird. He’s got eight more lives.

I need a bird like that to guard my can from the neighbors dog!

Neither bird will be up for a PETA membership any time soon. Or would that be AETA?

Talk about kicking the cat when you get home from work. Just how bad was your day job yesterday, Chief?

It’s still one less to bother you, Red.

So he wants extra cash for extra cats.

Hiring a riflebird is a cardinal sin.

All cats are grey in the dark?

(Except Kitty, no shooting Kitty or Katrina)

Don’t worry about it – it was probably guilty of something anyway.

So many cats, so little time. Spay and neuter your pets.

The fence is giving the (dead) cat power sign? Just to the left of the cat’s head there’s a raised fist on the fence.

The eagle committed a feliney, but since he doesn’t feel bad, he’s not ill-eagle.

I know it doesn’t really scan, but maybe he’s the Maltese Eagle.

So much for the term “Eagle Eye!”

Next time you shoot, be sure you bought smokeless powder. I do like cats though, we must exchange recipies…..

Bonus points???

Good Afternoon!

Digital Frog you win the groaner pun today. I’m offended by that.

I’m surprised that little bird is red. I thought stool pigeons were grey.

Why are there grey feathers floating around?

Thom I’m offended that you knocked off a cat here. Knock it off! Mua (my cat) is very upset.

I still love Birdbrains though, and you, of course!

@Shika-moo: aren’t the feathers from the cat’s prior victim?

@bmonk Isn’t that just circumstantial evidence? I thought that he got the wrong cat? :-D

Circumstantial evidence perhaps–but damning…

Considering it got him killed- I agree.