Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 23, 2018

I felt like that when I was 15.

Like everything else in life, once the warranty is over, the parts start failing. I used to brag about having all my original parts (except for wisdom teeth). That’s not true anymore.

I don’t believe that is really true, Aunty. But, you are a train wreck, which began a long, long time ago.

Hang in there Aunty. And naps helps a lot.

That’s right, Auntie. It’s time you retired.

I’m 50 next year Aunty so is that what I’ve got to look forward too… xx