That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for April 12, 2018

“Ok, ladies, stop lollygagging around. You only have to put in 12 hour days.”

Death appears in it’s new “life friendly” apparition to attract millennials.

“Quite you! You know what the punishment is for interrupting me while I still have the ‘talking stick’. Now let me slooowly smoke this pipe while I finish my story.”

The scythe may be a little off putting.

Early Toro home parties.

Once again the hammer guy is late for the communist recruitment party.

Oi, mate! This ’ere’s a ladies’ retreat. You and yer cutter ‘n’ pecker can just take a hike!

“Now ladies, this is from our new fall line of clothes for discerning serfs….”

After the best kielbasa dinner the Grim Reaper had ever had, he had filled out so much that he had lost his grimness and gave his hosts a pass.

He thought the meeting was for reap counseling.

So a priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar, and…….

“No it was not consensual for any of us.”

Most of those ladies look a little to thick to cut in half with one swipe.

Harvesters’ rest.: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Wodzinowski_Harvesters_rest.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this 1890 painting.

 

http://koneser.krakow.pl/wystawy/10-connaisseur-na-11-warszawskich-targach-sztuki/biographies/65-wincenty-wodzinowski 

has info Polish about this artist (again, Chrome can automatically translate). Perhaps those who read Polish can find more about him (Chrome wouldn’t translate the other webpages I found, even with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions/). This is the first work by him used here.

 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1930 (April 11, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Stan was considered the funniest man this side of Krakow. His humor was always cutting edge !

“Never mind the lecture, just get on with cutting the grass.”

The great Polish Communist Sickle Cell meets . Also is great place to meeting of chicks!

“How do you like them apples?” He asked….

Hey death! aren’t you dressed a little wild, you should ware black,

“Oh c’mon you guys, this almost always works…”

Maybe if he used a box?

“And that concludes lecture 1 of 158 in our series, ‘The Science of the Scythe.’ Don’t forget your homework is due before class next Monday!” Technical college, 1890’s style!

As the wave of his would be victims’ mocking laughter rolled over him, the Angel of Death regretted not just calling in sick during laundry day.