Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 24, 2018

Saturday morning courtrooms have gone downhill.

I would hate to know what unicorns call the other days of the week.

Jury Duty on the weekend? How un-magnificent!

Wonder what the case will be. Has somebody stolen a sparkle of beauty?

Unicorn jury duty…this could be interesting…

The Shimmering High Court! I wonder what other unicorn courts are called?

Last time I was called, I could check in with the court by phone or online to see if I was truly needed. Turns out I wasn’t, but since I took the week off work just in case, it was like a court-ordered vacation.

Uni-Court…?

Someone caught impaling cantaloupes?

Well, really, I’d prefer “Day of Ecstatic Rainbow Butterflies”, etc., to days named after pagan gods, y’know?

Dana has THE best job in the world, making up beautiful names for things. It’d be nice to live a day in her head, I think.

Unicorns must be about as unhasty as ents.

“Ozy & Millie” has a jury duty arc. I can’t think of any other cartoonist who has even brought up the subject.

Wonder who they’ll be trying?

Phoebe almost looks like a toddler in that first panel. Must be the overalls.

Funny, I just got a jury summons on Monday…

whoa what if thats really what the rings of saturn are made of

Jury duty??? I wonder who’s on trial… :/