Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 27, 2018

I love Dr. Seuss, so yes.

Well we all love zecora for her rhymes (and everything else), so this should be interesting.

Members of the jury, please hear me out. May I ask for quiet, so I don’t have to shout. Even though it really shouldn’t be,I couldn’t stop Phoebe from coming with me. Even though I tried to persuade her, she thought it was a great way to spend her time. Watching unicorns prancing in silly wigs, speaking in rhyme. In a bipedal body she is born. But, of this I’m sure, at heart she’s a unicorn.

UNICOURT!

Do they have Unicorn Court in Orange, New Jersey?

Sue at music camp said much the same thing. “I like you, Phoebe, but in some ways we’re REALLY different people.”

I’m pretty sure Marigold doesn’t really think the wigs are “silly”, or else unicorns would never wear them—unless maybe one was convicted of something and forced to wear a silly wig as punishment.

How do we get Dick Wolf to make this into a new Law & Order spinoff?

Well, Marigold, one person’s vacation spot is another person’s same ol’ same ol’.

One person’s Hell is another person’s Heaven.

YES! I wish to see this too, also.

Maybe something like a game of chess will be interesting for a unicorn?

Did Dana just get back from jury duty?

Sounds like something they might try for an episode or issue of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic.