Cleats by Bill Hinds for June 26, 2011
June 25, 2011
June 27, 2011
Transcript:
Nigel: Well, the big story of this final match of the 2010 World Cup between the United States and France is the brilliant play of the young American forward Jack Dooley. Second sportscaster: Yes, Nigel. And it looks like he has a shot of making the winning goal with his patented bicycle kick as he waits for this corner -- oh -- hello, what's this? There's an oddly dressed, older gentleman running onto the field and going after Jack! Jack: Dad! I'm in the middle of the World Cup! Mr. Dooley: Sorry, son, but you haven't finished your chores. Sportscaster: Replacing Jack Dooley will be the sensational Abby Harper who will be the first woman to play in the World Cup! Jack: Hey! Mr. Dooley: The yard, son. Jack! Wake up, son. You haven't finished mowing. Jack: Just let me stay in for the corner kick! Abby: Looks like someone has been staying up late for the live World Cup broadcasts.
nboady about 13 years ago
Not super round — just a super-sized chunk of money that FIFA expects to receive because they endorsed that particular style of ball.