Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 15, 2018

And Ralph is having a piece of a Nut case (pie slice , that is)

Funny, you don’t see jell-o in restaurants. Only in hospitals, and for some reason only the pastel-colored stuff. Nothing good like raspberry, strawberry, or cherry. Just lemon, lime, and the most vile of all, ranking just above hard-boiled eggs, orange. I wouldn’t give that to the dog. And if I did, he wouldn’t eat it.

I visit all of my inlaws in the great state of Oklahoma every so often, and if we go out for dinner (specifically at a buffet) I always find cubed jello on the SALAD bar. I read somewhere that Oklahoma City “uses” more Jello per capita than any other city in the US.

Yes please

My mom says that when she was in the hospital having me, they gave her coffee jell-o. gag

Green Jello MMMMMM

I don’t see apple pie or chocolate cake on the cart. Maybe jello, pumpkin and cherry pie.

Said nobody EVER!