Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for May 03, 2018

That French toast was stale by then.

So, there’s no action in this book.

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How can you write anything without using verbs? And why would you in the first place?

Michel Thaler is a pen name. His actual name is Michel Dansel.

French toast, French author…is that a French fish?

I used to take fish oil pills. Until I burped one up. That was nasty.

What definition of “cough” is used to allow it to apply to fish?

Of course fish can tweet the go to school.

So, the fish get water down their lung pipe accidentally too.

Dang! Why didn’t I see that eBay item?

Then why did they name the book “The Train From Nowhere” that contains a verb?

The value of half-eaten French toast zero. The fact that it was eaten by Justin Timberlake makes the value still zero.

And thus we have a reality TV star as a president.

Fish can also fart. Large schools of farting herring were mistaken for Russian sub activity off the coast of Sweden during the cold war.