Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 19, 2018

Panel 2: “Holy Guacamole! That taco cleared the burrito by 40 chalupas!”

“Pelwecki really earned his kielbasa with that one.”

The left field fence is about 20 feet past the third baseman. Hmm — 90 plus 20 plus 40 means Pelwecki’s homer traveled all of 150 feet.

Looks like Marty is back on the air, I was sooo worried cuz I had not seen him since his suspension.

In all reality , it’s good to have Marty back .

Most impressive. Pelwecki swinging a big barrel wiffle ball billy club bought at Wal-Mart. 12 years ago.

P1, Well, that looks like a pretty good launch angle for a nine iron, Moose.

P2, Annnnnd, Marty’s back! I can’t for Jorge to come to bat.

P3, Monday, Young Master Bader gets called out at first, argues with then punches the umpire and ends up as his daddy’s cellmate at the Central City Prison.

If Pelwecki is lucky there is a college scout in the bleachers.

The next question should be if Barry can beat this out.

Barry raps a grounder. You mean he used iambic pentameter in baseball? His English Teacher must be proud.

P-1: apparently KP has had batting lessons from Steve Boone.

Moon back in the booth. Sipping on that new drink introduced to him by none other than Bitsy. It’s called a “Tequila Mockingbird”. As someone else often says “I apologize”.