Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for April 25, 2018

By George, I think he’s got it!

That’s easy just head on down IKEA and pick up a spare punch line from the parts bins.

Sometimes manuals these days look like there should be a manual for the people, who make those manuals, how to make a proper manual. Just struggled today with one enigmatic drawing on a piece of paper.

Ok. Ok. Let’s start at the beginning. Does Manuel know you’re looking for him?

Probably strung the phrases in the wrong order somewhere – right at the beginning would be my guess.

You need the words in the correct place and that tool to tighten them up into joke.

Stay away from the meatballs.

I often had parts left over after working on my motorcycle. I figured it just helped to make my bike lighter.

Yes, and the leftover words are the kind that a ‘family-oriented’ website won’t publish…

You should send ikea a DIY cake, with no guide and useless parts.