Close to Home by John McPherson for May 11, 2018

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago

    That would be like a BONUS fortune cookie because it’s such a long one.

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    Stevefk  over 6 years ago

    Save it in case you run short on toilet paper.

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    SmashedHat  over 6 years ago

    No one wants to hear that after a nice meal.

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    Qiset  over 6 years ago

    How did it know? It’s so uncanny!

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    Spiny Norman Premium Member over 6 years ago

    “Help I’m a prisoner in a Chinese bakery!” – Allen King

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    kodj kodjin  over 6 years ago

    I’m relatively well educated ( 2 college degrees) and think of myself as pragmatic but I do admit to having a little bit of a superstitiousquirk hiding somewhere in my brain. I read Chinese fortune cookie inserts and have even played the lotto numbers! Shame on me!

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    BubbleTape Premium Member over 6 years ago

    looks like they stuck a CVS receipt in with that fortune.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 6 years ago

    ….in bed. Always add “in bed.” to the end of any fortune cookie saying. Some get quite hilarious.

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I only believe the ones that start out with “Confucius say …” but I haven’t seen one of those in an eon. :-)

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    BIG Lego Bros  over 6 years ago

    No one wants to hear that after a nice meal.

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    johngregor Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Fortune cookies just haven’t been the same since Donald Lau retired.

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