Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 10, 2018

But as a ghost, Owen has zero weight . . .

Ragging on the mop.

Well, in Puke Mop’s defense, he does seem to have no weight to pull.

They say “puke mop” with the utmost respect!

Is there anything lower?

They’ll be sorry when Owen ignores them to death.

Gary is only in charge when it’s dark outside.

I am apprehensive at contradicting Leopold, but since Owen Puke Mop weighs nothing, I think he is indeed pulling his own weight!