The Buckets by Greg Cravens for May 14, 2018

It involves carefully unplugging the telemetry and getting back to bed before the nurses respond to the alarm.

Glad we’re all agreed on that.

And a shower! My kingdom for a shower!

We dont want to know, but we know

that’s the HORRIBLE PART of being stuck in bed in a clinic…

But now that you are hooked up, you might as well make the best of it. Bring on the beer!

That’s when women regret not to have male plumbing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foley_catheter

Is that normal for a blood clot, to be stuck in bed? When my better half had bypass surgery they got him up and moving as soon as possible because they wanted to prevent clots forming.

“Don’t tell me they make you use a bed-pan.”

“They make me use a bed-pan.”

“I asked you not to tell me that!”

Most humiliating experience ever.

“Can you please stop calling that the Bucket Bucket?”