Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 10, 2018

So, one time Eddie isn’t exaggerating?

Something intimidates Danae???

Jeffrey has to put up with both Danae and Capt Eddie?

btw, I’ll take care of that lobstah apocalypse as soon as I find a giant crab cracker

Medium rare, please.

As a kid I found out the hard way I am allergic to them.

Melt the butter, slice the lemons, and open the Chardonnay.

The mutant European crayfish are:1 six inches long2 a mutant version of a species native to a small chunk of coast on or near the Florida/Georgia border; they’re North America crayfish which were taken to Europe as ‘pets’.3 all girls, all clones of the original mutant mother crayfish, that being the mutation.https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/05/science/mutant-crayfish-clones-europe.html

Occasionally, here in Maine, a blue lobster is caught. Maybe Jeffrey is onto something?

Need to buy the large bottle of seafood sauce.

Danae’s “out”…to buy a 55 gallon drum of melted butter…

Wow. This is real. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/05/science/mutant-crayfish-clones-europe.html

At least he doesn’t catch crabs that size.

That thing would feed all the tailgaters and the ballgame!

Danae seemed a little steamed.

Trief.

We’re gonna need a bigger pot ;~)

I thought the Beast from Revelations would be a bit different but I’ll go with this. Bravo, Wiley!

Land O’ Lakes stock just doubled.

According to Google Translate, Anoesis, the name of the boat, is the Greek word for ‘tolerance’.

Danae is having no luck with arthropods this week…

First time Jeffrey and Eddie (and Paulie) were together?

Best ones to get are 1 1/4 lb. to 1 1/2 lb. Tender and sweet! Yum!

An interesting juxtaposition of characters we have not seen together before. And beware of the Indominous Raptor or Indoraptor.

I prefer Umbraraptor myself. And it should have a midnight blue stripe not yellow and maybe for fun midnight blue rosettes like a jaguara also.

It’s a bit much that THEY have YOU for lunch!

Crab People, Crab People!

They’re gonna get in hot water over this. Better learn how to roll with it.