B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 21, 2018

Just give him a tube of “Preparation A” and wish him luck.

He’s a representative from the Umbrella Corporation.

Or for that matter, 3,000 panels!

Sounds a bit like my famous elephant repellent. It works really well in Australia, we haven’t had any elephants around here in living memory.

What I know fills my brain — although there seem to be “black holes” of lost memory. What I don’t know fills the universe.

This would be a great opportunity for the famous line, “I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you.“

One might land on us—somewhere, sometime. I narrowly missed (only a few thousand miles) getting hit by the Chinese space station.

The old joke goes: How do you know if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You look for tracks in the Jello.

Sooo, he’s gonna answer that on Sunday when he has more panels?

How many dinosaurs signed up for a policy?