Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 01, 2018

Pelwecki, there’s nothing more embarrassing than “premature escholarshiplation!”

Panel 2, that HAS to be the bounciest sugar packet I’ve EVER seen.

Maybe he should see if he gets picked in the MLB draft first.

Premature for a guy in the spring of his senior year???

P1, Just flunk geometry, you’ll be back to play for Gil.

P2, Wait ’til next year!

P3, Premature?!? If he was looking for a scholarship he should have started working on that 2 years ago. C’mon, Gil, don’t you have any connections with a minor league team? I mean, who wouldn’t welcome a former 5th string QB with all of 4 home runs?

In all reality , P 3 Gil says Hey Kevin pick a finger !

Come on guys, let’s see how this plays out before ridiculing it. I don’t think he’s talking about a baseball scholarship. Maybe the Vacuum Repair School doesn’t start accepting scholarship applications until late summer. They could be on a different schedule.

Lucky for Moose, Andre Ruffin didn’t pass the shoe.

Even though GilPa proudly wears the Star Trek shirt Mimi bought him at The Milford Mall mega merchandise sale, he hasn’t grasped the concept of live long and prosper.

Premature you better get Master Bader in on this conversation

Premature Coach?? You ever hear of the 7 P Principle….. Prior Planning and Preparation Preparation Prevent Piss Poor Performance. Kevin is smart to start early and apply for scholarships.

If not I hear the VCR repair school team is moving up a division next year.

Seriously: I’m wondering if I should read Gil Thorp next year.

In all reality , Remember Kevin ,the Marines are looking for a few good men . Semper Fi