FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 15, 1988

Transcript:

Andy: Paige, I got a call from the high school today. Paige: Heh heh... Andy: Would you mind explaining why you tried forging a note to get out of gym class? Paige: It was either that or do a stupid 12-minute run. Andy: Would you mind explaining why you called your teacher a "power-hungry neo-nazi fascist tub of lard"? Paige: She gave me a detention. Andy: Would you mind explaining why she gave you only one!? Paige: I think she took it as a compliment.