FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 19, 1989

Transcript:

Peter: Let's see... If I scrunch way down like this, I'll have a tiny strike zone, but if it is a strike, I won't be able to hit it. But if I'm standing normally, he'll probably catch the outside corner and I'll strike out anyway. But if I'm down like this, it's hard to tell the difference between a strike and a ball. Maybe if I crane my neck way up... Athlete: I could've been an outfielder, but nooo- Dad wanted a pitcher in the family.