FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 12, 1989

Transcript:

Paige: Mom, will you help me- I'm trying to figure out what to wear to the prom. Peter: How 'bout a suit of armor! Paige: How's this? Andy: That's nice. Peter: How 'bout a full-length porcupine coat! Paige: Maybe this? Andy: I like the other one better. Peter: How 'bout a poison-tipped chastity belt! Paige: Do I have permission to kill him? Andy: I'd say you're already doing a good job of it. Peter: You do have mace, don't you??