Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for May 23, 2018

Reminds me of Charlie the tuna who wanted to be used in a can of chicken of the sea tuna.

Charlie was the “spokes-tuna” for Starkist brand tuna. Started in 1961 and is still pictured on the label today.

I smell New York Times Best Seller

Now I’ll think of little “Stevie the coffee bean” every time I have a cup of coffee.

His lifelong goal should be a journey to turn into a real human bean! Then the book can be turned into a movie starring Rowan Atkinson!

But does he want to go through the civet first?

steve steve the wonderful bean, wants to be ground, boiled and served with cream.

And he’ll have to make a decision whether or not to become a “nuclear” bean?

Does his “journey through life” start with a ride down the mountains on the back of Juan Valdez’s burro?

Stevie can join the Ameglion Major Cow at Milliways

has any one ever tasted a coffee cherry? The bean we roast and drink is inside the fruit, a seed as it were. I’VE OFTEN WONDERED WHY HUMANS DO NOT EAT THE FRUIT.

He knew that his life was going to be a flashy challenge to a hipster barista in an exotic foreign city. Instead, he took a nap in freshly tilled soil with mulch, fertilizer, and water. He had a long slow satisfying productive country family life with lots of offspring to tell his stories to.

https://youtu.be/_PcKBL0YCSY

“This was Little Stevie’s life.He was just passing through.The End.”

didnt she dictate his last book about unicorns or something? and it went flat!

If he’s one of those “Cat Crap Coffee” beans then he would probably welcome it as an improvement.

Is it me, or does Steve the coffee bean looks like something else?