Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for May 24, 2018

So if every Bellagio citizen booked a room in the Bellagio hotel, Vegas would have its own Little Italy or something?

I would stop at the fountain twice a night to watch and hear it. Fascinating. Also, I now like possums.

We need more possums!

Don’t tick them off.

So, it’s the possums that are responsible for all the lonely tacs.

Since I hadn’t previously heard of Bellagio, and since its population is 3,820, I’m not impressed.

You mean that (gasp!) those commercials I see for Stella Artois are (sob!) not true???

D’pends on which linguistic version of truth you’re willing to accept.

the possums need to quick slacking off…