Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 25, 2018

Before Instagram.

“Yes, there’s ‘still life’ in the wine.”

I can never get the color texture correct on blue cheese.

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and Van Gogh.

For proper server lingo, shouldn’t that be “You guys still working….”?

Who orders squash and a bottle of red wine? Even to paint?

“… something to cleanse your palette?”

Now that is funny!

The doggy bag was originally meant for leftover bones.

I guess when you don’t have the money to pay for your meal, this beats “dine and dash”