Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 31, 2018

55 little marks on the wall? What’s he counting? Windows update cycles?

Future’s detention: Confiscated cellphones locked in a drawer.

Hey! That’s the only way we can get the kids to surface long enough to eat, bathe and get ready for bed. The future is now!

This might actually work with millennials!

He must have been abducted by the same aliens that took Brewster.

A cell in the brig of a space station has a window??

IncarceraTed!

It’s obvious the troopers for the evil empire are not required to take aptitude tests.

A storm trooper who is more clueless than Brewster, who would ever thought it was possible?

When, I was in the service, I knew guys who would dig up any excuse to avoid being sent to a hostile zone. He probably got drafted as a storm trooper, now he is conveniently “unavailable.”

Just don’t bend over to plug in your charger cord.

“Hi, boss! I’m in jail!”

“…This is why I keep losing to Brewster.”

And if he doesn’t talk soon he’s going In The Box