Scooter does not like adorable kittens, cute cats, smarmy squirrels, brilliant birds, or petite poodles ( with the exception of Miss Millie High Maintenance ). He prefers his t.v. product promoters be big and strong, powerful and intelligent, witty and urbane, and superior to humans and other animals – just like he is.
Scooter sees himself as a Dalmatian riding proudly above the Clydesdales in the Parade of Life.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago
Different standards. Scooter figures if he can’t smell ‘em, they ain’t worth squat.
DennisinSeattle over 6 years ago
A little jealous, are we, Scooter?
Farside99 over 6 years ago
Well, Corky likes the little ones that keep getting underfoot, and who, when stepped on, we call Squeakinese.
DennisinSeattle over 6 years ago
Scooter hates this one. Undignified!
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/wqVp/geico-running-of-the-bulldogs
Superfrog over 6 years ago
“Too soon made glad. Too easily impressed. " thinks Scooter.
Bilan over 6 years ago
Scooter thinks that all roles should go to Miss Millie High Maintenance.
LastRoseofSummer Premium Member over 6 years ago
After all Scooter has better asthectics.
And higher class friends AND he’s never bees kicked out of the Ballard Petunia and Cactus Society for crimes we won’t mention here.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 6 years ago
Scooter can’t totally claim to dislike small dogs….
https://assets.amuniversal.com/6385321073f0012f2fdd00163e41dd5b.gif
But you just can’t expect Corky to rate them on the same scale.
GROG Premium Member over 6 years ago
What can you expect from someone who calls herself Corky, Scooter?
MeGoNow Premium Member over 6 years ago
Okay, I’ll bite. Which one’s Scooter, and which is Corky?
J Short over 6 years ago
In the recesses of his mind, he held a special dark place for that finicky feline Morris the Cat.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 6 years ago
Listen to Scooter. We all know that he is a pup of discriminating tastes.
ChessPirate over 6 years ago
“Aw, put a cork in it, grrr…”
Linguist over 6 years ago
Scooter does not like adorable kittens, cute cats, smarmy squirrels, brilliant birds, or petite poodles ( with the exception of Miss Millie High Maintenance ). He prefers his t.v. product promoters be big and strong, powerful and intelligent, witty and urbane, and superior to humans and other animals – just like he is.
Scooter sees himself as a Dalmatian riding proudly above the Clydesdales in the Parade of Life.
Coyoty Premium Member over 6 years ago
Scooter knows Trouble personally, and can tell stories about what he’s really like off camera.
cowin_a over 6 years ago
Maybe try FB
Chris Sherlock over 6 years ago
It annoys Scooter that he is not in those ads. He could do better than those other pets, if only Corky would find someone to give him an audition.