Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for May 25, 2018

Those cups are leak-proof but not foolproof.

The nurse is a ten but you’re an eight.

Did you say to him, “You are in trouble”?

I don’t know how you girls do it. I aim, i can see what i’m aiming at, and i still miss.

HOWARD! … well that’s Delwood for you, but he parred the course because he birdied the stool sample ….

I hope he didn’t use his wood…

So, Delwood didn’t putt it in the cup…

Maybe he was feeling under par.

“Fill that flask.”

“What, from here?”