You should’ve listened to the ancient astronaut theorists when they suggested that these were the handiwork of ancient aliens. You wouldn’t want to mess with things made by ancient aliens.
But he doesn’t have his eyes, which gave them their power: “Eyes of coral would mark the final touch, and the moai would be an ’ariŋa ora or living face.”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago
You were saying …………….. ?
Nachikethass over 6 years ago
I’m blown away!
formathe over 6 years ago
Shermans ‘Kahuna’.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 6 years ago
That blew my socks off.
Indianapolis Smith over 6 years ago
Do not insult the local gods, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
WCraft Premium Member over 6 years ago
Was that a late night talk show host?
Stephen Gilberg over 6 years ago
I half-want to see the Easter Island heads repeating warnings from “Labyrinth.”
Gent over 6 years ago
You should’ve listened to the ancient astronaut theorists when they suggested that these were the handiwork of ancient aliens. You wouldn’t want to mess with things made by ancient aliens.
kaffekup over 6 years ago
But he doesn’t have his eyes, which gave them their power: “Eyes of coral would mark the final touch, and the moai would be an ’ariŋa ora or living face.”