Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 28, 2018

either answer got you sent to your room, young man

Tony asked, about 4 hours ago

Who you calling stupid?

Let’s not get political here.

I know a woman who got so tired of scolding her two sons about all their stuff lying on the floor or the couch,

she finally told them that every night, after they went to bed, she’d pick up whatever jackets, boots, gloves and backpacks weren’t where they belonged, put them in her car…..

and the next day, donate them to Goodwill.

I don’t think it ever happened…. I know one jacket made it to the car but she relented….

but what do you know… they started hanging up their jackets and putting other things in the hall closet.

As for Tony’s question, though….

Gosh, Tony…. I…. uh….

um…. do you mean you could hear that?

Get a coat tree, Archie Bunker style, and have the kid use that, or do what I did, I installed a coat hook just inside the back door of our house.

Diamond Lil’s bird

My Dad just said, “Hang up the jacket.”; no questions.

Elliot.

@Tony:

I echo Tigressy on this. It’s too tempting! And now, let me tempt you all with today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

How many times do you need to tell?

How may times do I have to tell you, that’s your jacket. Dang, grounded again.