Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for May 31, 2018

The eagle just ran into a tree. Floppity, floppity flop.

Which is why he’s dating a flower.

Uh oh…did we just get a little insight into his background?

I liked the embarrassing password call-signs of the night that Caligula gave his commander in “I, Claudius”; “Give Us A Kiss” or “Touch Me Titus”…

This gave me a good laugh! I’ve had conversations like that…….they usually end in ‘what are you talking about?!?’

Chickens make lousy house pets.

Actually, Lil should practice considering how her utterances are perceived by others. What comes out of a person’s mouth is quite often NOT what that person wished to convey