FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 25, 1992

Transcript:

Peter: Mom talked Dad into getting rid of his hairpiece. Paige: Thank God. Peter: He threw it in the trash can outside. Paige: Thank God. Peter: The one with the lid that always blows off. Paige: Why are you telling me- Jason: Elvis lives Peter: I figured someone should warn you. Paige: Jason, you've got three seconds.