FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 31, 1992

Transcript:

Jason: It's a medical miracle, mother! I've aged seven years in my sleep! Andy: Uh huh. Jason: It's true! Look- I've even grown a mustache! The only thing we can do at this point is take me out of fifth grade and enroll me in twelfth, where I can study caculus, physics and other topics more suited to my now-17 year old brain. Your mustache is upside down. Jason: Why, it's, um, another medical miracle!