Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for June 09, 2018

… but people will “STILL NOT LEAVE ME ALONE!!!”

Holy flatulence, Batman!

They (as in anybody) still use Morse code these days? As for Wayne, what was that: approximately 1¼ years?

So what?

I see two people who have no need for any “do not disturb” signs.

Is it because he really wanted to have bloody diarrhea 500 days in a row?

I think Flores may be disturbed.

Did Flores steal the signs or did he ask for each one? (I know a LOT of people steal stuff like that from hotels.) Frankly, I have a hard time believing he stayed in that many hotels over his years of employment.

Bad Chipotle doesn’t exist in Mexico, but surely the food does.

Mr Wayne’s parents must have an interesting sense of humor.

You don’t fool us, Bruce Wayne. We know you’re Batman.

So that Bruce guy wanted to be an astronaut, but couldn’t get into the program?

I wonder if he super-sized it…

Collected…stole. I’ve heard it both ways