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Denise: Peter, what was it that first attracted you to me? My looks? My wit? My intelligence?
Peter: The extra-large sandwiches your mother makes for you.
Denise: Let's talk about your wit and intelligence...
Peter: I notice you have pastrami today...
jwilalexander over 4 years ago
My sister had a crush on someone in kindergarten because they they cinnamon bread
Jake The Dog over 2 years ago
love at first bite