FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 13, 1993

Transcript:

Peter: I'm totally dead. I'm totally dead. I'm totally dead. Andy: Peter, what's wrong? Peter: You know how Denise can't go to the formal with me because she has to go visit her grandmother? Andy: Yesss.... Peter: Well, now this other girl, Mindy, has asked me to go with her and if I do, Denise will be crushed and if I don't this Mindy girl will be. Andy: ...or so you assume. Peter: Hey- we're talking Peter Fox. Andy: Gosh, too bad there aren't two of you. Jason: I know what Solomon would suggest...