FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 16, 1993
July 15, 1993
July 17, 1993
Transcript:
Roger: So then Jason took my pawn instead of my bishop... Andy: Roger, will you give it a rest?! Roger: What? Andy: All you've done for the past week is talk about chess! Chess at breakfast! Chess at dinner! Chess flash cards in bed! You're driving everyone nuts! You know, there's more to live than this stupid father-son chess tournament! Roger: You forgot "chess at lunch"... Andy: It's a game, Roger! Jason: Dad, about the 295h move of the Grunfeld defense...
studentNikhilGupta over 4 years ago
The Gruenfeld is not that long. I like the Benoni best though
Cambree over 3 years ago
I tried chess… but I kept losing becuase people had to keep reminding me how the pieces moved “No Cambree, your bishop can’t tackle my king that’s not how it works this isn’t football…”
AliensAbductedMyLeftShoe over 3 years ago
I tried Chess once… but people wouldn’t play with me because they had to keep reminding me how the pieces moved. Player: “No, AilensAbductedMyLeftShoe, your bishop can’t go across the board and tackle my king this isn’t football”me: “Sorry.” Player: “No this isn’t Sorry it’s chess.”me: “No I don’t mean Sorry the board game I meant… Sigh whatever here’s the dice”
Jake The Dog over 2 years ago
I like chess but i am bad at it