Close to Home by John McPherson for June 05, 2018

I checked at the store, everything was fine. Something must have happened on the way home.

He can either hatch a plan or tell her the truth, He’s seeing a couple of chicks on the side.

Change of plans, we’re having wings for breakfast. Great price too – cheep!

Q: How do you like your chicks?

Scrambled.

Might want to lower the temp in the fridge.

At our local supermarket (a regional chain) the checkout clerk opens the egg cartons and checks for cracked eggs for you.

I assume they were “cheep”! ;o}

Must have come from a Farmer’s Market since the eggs you buy in the store are unfertilized.

All they had to do was put out a little chicken feed. ;-}

Change of plans. It’s gonna take a little longer to get the eggs now.

A couple of days past their sell by date!!!

At least it’s not baby alligators hatching!