Herman by Jim Unger for June 12, 2018

Especially if he’s going to try to do the “noble & chivalrous” thing, and carry her down it.

This man has his priorities in line!

Reminds me of my father-in-law I married the eldest of this three daughters. He sat there at the wedding in the front row muttering, “One down and two to go.”

Wait, I’ll hire a cherry picker.

I have three daughters and if they decide to get married they don’t have to elope. I will carry their bags downstairs and hold the front door open for them. As my cousin said about her children. She had been hoping her children would get married and provide her with some grandchildren. Now she was so ready for grandchildren she no longer cared about the marriage deal.

My first wife’s father told me that : he " wasn’t losing a daughter – just the National Debt "!

( It didn’t take me too long, to figure out what he meant ! )

Look for a class 1AA ladder. They are rated at 375 pounds.

Borrow a block and tackle pulley system from Ballard Street.

…ah yes…funny…nature at its finest…