FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 03, 2018

If I (emphasis on “I”) had to pick, I’d pick the middle one (which looks more like a “Robert Downey, Jr.” to me).

His face, his decision.

And we know what the next strip will be. She’ll make a choice, too.

It’s his face, Andy. If you don’t like it, you can always leave.

For some strange reason, my wife is like this, too.

Jerry Garcia looks more like Gillette Foamy.

Leave him alone. In 5 or 6 days, it will itch so much that he will shave it himself.

My husband grows whiskers not wanting to shave, he knows a hug all he will get. Not all stubble is soft. Too scratchy.

Quite honestly, I think he would look good with the “Sheriff of Nottingham.”

I went clean shaven on the condition she does the shaving. Last time that happened was 25 years ago.

To beard, or not to beard, that is the question:

Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The springs and narrows of an outdated sofa,

Or to take blades against a sea of whiskers

And by Barbasol trim them

In a test it was found that more women like men with the bristle over a full beard or clean shaven.

Why not Yosemite Sam? That’s a suave look.