FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 04, 2018

bummer

From the neck up, my hair grows in very densely. From the neck down, I’m pretty much “The Naked Ape.”

My hair has migrated from my head to my nose and ears.

I’ve still got most of my hair up top, but the missus still doesn’t like me to grow a beard.

My theory is your body can only grow so much hair, so if it stops growing one place (head…) it starts growing elsewhere (ears…)