FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 17, 2018

like perhaps to the edge of your feet, Marcus?

I think combining figure skating and skeet shooting would be interesting.

Why didn’t I hear about a cartoonist becoming UN secretary? Also, that’s animal cruelty, Jason!

Bad form, pull your left arm up sideways and place it against your neck. Spread your feet out more an extend your right arm and point where you will throw.

Somebody call PETA.

They are onto something, though: what’s the point of heaving a big rock if you can’t do it accurately?

It’s not a shot put, it’s called a shot. Putting is what you do with it.

Madam, may I interest you in our fresh lobster?No. I refuse to eat any creature with a developed central nervous system.Then, would the snail be stupid enough for you, madam?

Can’t wait to see what other ones they come up with.

I toss all our snails to the neighbors geese and ducks. Consider that next time you order Foie gras.