The Barn by Ralph Hagen for June 12, 2018

So, spring water then?

Atsa’ good dupe!

…and the smaller the portions.

Can you say “Rip-off?”

Followed by field greens salad, and an airy dessert. Be sure to leave a good tip.

Y’all have it nailed! Small portions, tastefully arranged, and a tablecloth. All that adds up to huge bill.

Hey, discerning diner, I’ve got some art I’d like to sell you…

To quote W. C. Fields, “Never give a sucker an even break.”

The pretentious often pay a lot more for lower quality.

Be grateful Rory didn’t serve sheep dip…

Thatsa tasta betahr, ifa eet had zee frogleggs innit…