That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for June 04, 2018

Madeline found out that not only did Francois not own a “yacht”, but he didn’t even know how to sail a dingy.

“Row Jimmy, row!”

30 years earlier, that would have been Mr. Johnny Booth. After his skit at Fords Theater he was out of work.

Switzerland’s first foray at the America’s Cup didn’t go very well.

There once was a man from Nantucket…..

“This is the last time I sign up for a discount cruise!”

It was too late when Tom realized that boating in whites, while drinking red wine from long stem glasses, was a bad idea.

“Marie, do you think this hangnail will harm my chances of winning the Newport Regatta this year?”

They’re coming to take me away…

The Small Boat: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:La_petite_barque_E_Friant_Nancy_2718.jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate, with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions/, most pages as necessary) have info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

https://www.rauantiques.com/blog/friant-emile-2/ 

http://www.rehs.com/Emile_Friant_Bio.html 

both have info about this artist. So far, 5 works by him have been used here, with 1 repeat. 

http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2018/02/23?comments=visible 

has the prior strip (used the same artist info URLs).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1966 (June 3, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

With one hand steadying the tiller and the other guarding the till, the intrepid Tilly had everything, including Tony, under control.

“Next time stop and ask for directions.”

Let’s do the Coors test and see if drinking their beer is like making love in a small boat.

Just a few more feet away from shore, then I can dump this dead body where they’ll never find it. Or – alternate title of painting “Weekend at Bernie’s.”

Ah, the calm two inches of water….

This is the rudder I have in my hand, Richard… what was I holding just a few minutes ago??? :>)

Steven thought “why should i row this boat, when sails are easier”now i can take a nap, and let Patricia steer.

Bridegroom forgets to take his meclizine.

As the rainclouds began to hover, Thomas and Gertrude came to the realization that the idea of sailing around in their underwear was a lot more romantic in theory then it was in practice