Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for July 04, 2018

Foil? Stab? What is this, the piste at Vassar? Those are cutlasses, FFS; slash the b-tard! Whack him in twain.

(and always remember, a twain runs on twacks)

Uh oh. That was Tarzan’s cutlass arm.

HAPPY JULY 4TH TRIBEMATES!!!

Are there other kind of stabs besides the painful ones?

Tarzan, after being stabbed in an acupuncture meridian, “That nagging shoulder pain that I’ve had for the past to months, it’s gone!” Tarzan decides to give Aved a break due to this positive turn of events.

Tarz should bag the lunged stuff and go back to the basic lightning quick spring. That seems to work out for him a lot more betterer.

Splashed in the face with a bucket of water, flogged, hung up by his thumbs, now stabbed in the arm. Aved is a dead man walking but he did get four licks in. More than most.

NOW Tarzan’s PISSED!!!!