Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for June 22, 2018

If the bottom sign had points on both ends and labeled “everywhere”, you’d get a Beatles reference.

Where’s the board that says to the middle of nowhere?

The only signpost that I like to see is the one on M*A*S*H.

I think I’d go to neither here nor there

If you go to There and keep going, soon you’ll be at Overthere.

Hither, thither, and yon.

But but, no matter where you go THERE you are!

Ziggy, you are the best

Audie Murphy’s sign read “To hell and Back!”

“I can prove you’re someplace else.” “How?” “Are you in New York?” “No” “Are you in Paris?” “No” “Then you must be someplace else!”